A dick for a dickhead

Not quite as good as that Maserati owner that drove his own Maserati into a Muni maintenance trench, but pretty good.

Although, these Seattle vandals could use some dick-drawing lessons from the pros here in SF.

P.S. This is a $2.5 million car.

[via Metro]

28 Responses to “A dick for a dickhead”

  1. Greg says:


  2. wha says:

    Only in The Missio… um. Only in San Francisc… Hold on. Seattle? So any city’s news is up for grabs on this neighborhood-centric blog now?

  3. Herr Doktor Professor Deth Vegetable says:

    Oh my god, this is fucking awesome. Can we get some of this action here in the city?

    • scum says:

      You are against graffiti and tagging, but this is awesome? When is fucking up someone else’s property ever awesome?

      • Herr Doktor Professor Deth Vegetable says:

        Whoa, who said that? I’m not against graffiti! I am against tagging, generally speaking, but that’s because it’s just the visual equivalent of dogs pissing on poles to mark their territory.

        But fucking up property is OFTEN awesome, when it’s happening to rich people.

        • troll says:

          why are you waiting for others to do it if it’s that cool?

        • NOAA intern says:

          Tagging is the essence of graffiti. All writers started with tags. Anyone who didn’t is a muralist.
          And a Herb. Like you.

        • Oyster boy says:

          Geez, can’t a guy park $2.5 million on the street without getting crap? Well ok. But if someone wrote that on the window of their condo – that wouldn’t be nice. Unless they really were a dick.

  4. Does this make me dad? says:

    Yeah! Fucking up stuff that belongs to other people that you don’t know just because it is valuable is really cool!

    So… when one of you buys an overpriced fixed-gear bike and someone shits on the bike seat, you are going to high-five your buddies, right?

    • Herr Doktor Professor Deth Vegetable says:

      Damn straight it’s cool!

      • an annoyance says:

        This is an annoyance, might ruin the owner’s day, but getting it fixed will be pocket change for the owner. Enjoy the cheap thrill, but don’t expect legislation or even sympathy about stuff like rent and gentrification which you eternal peons whine about.

  5. Emo says:

    It’s not cool to vandalize people’s property, but it is really funny.

  6. DomPara says:

    What if it isn’t vandalism, but just a really neo-ironic paintjob?

  7. Valenchia says:


  8. Alison draws the best dicks — word!

  9. fred says:

    you guys sure post a lot about penis.

  10. fred says:

    is this a gay blog?