The El Rio cat knows how to deal with this frigid weather

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Sunny patio, heat lamp, and a Bloody Mary (not pictured) from what just might be the best bar in the city.

Ps. Don’t worry, Knockout! I still love you! I just wish you had a patio, too!

Look at this fluffy dog reclining in a beach chair

Reclining like a motherfucker!

[via Jeff Seal]

How to walk a dog

[via shimshang]

Now let’s rock out:

(The Sonics are playing their first Bay Area shows ever as part of the Total Trash Halloween Bash in a couple weeks btw. The Sonics. The Sonics.)

Segway poodle guy

You know him, you love him. And in case you don’t, Mission local Meesha explains:

I really like this guy. Rolls by on his Segway daily blasting some of the best low rider oldie jams on the daily. Today was particularly special, as he had a poodle tucked under his arm whilst sucking on a lollipop! What a legend.

Read on for more striking visuals.

This dog looks pretty cool on Baker Beach with the Golden Gate Bridge in the background

[via Stokemonster]

Wagon full of rabbits on the 22

[via Emma]

Lost Found Chomsky!

From Facebook:

Chomsky is still lost somewhere in the Mission District. The last time he was spotted around [2 hours] ago was on 20th street heading towards Folsom street around Dolores. If you have anyone in the neighborhood that can help keep their eyes peeled for the little fella, I would greatly appreciate it. If they spot him, please have them call the SF Animal Control Animal Emergency (415) 554-9400. Thank you.

UPDATE: Found! In Daly City wtf! (Thanks, Megan!)

No wolf poo during a full moon allowed

That’s how they transform into shit wolves!  And there’s few things on this Earth worse than a full-fledged shit werewolf.

Don’t worry, this little guy was just stopping to smell the flowers.  Don’t you wish you did that a bit more often?

Cruising down the sidewalk on your Segway, puppy in your arms

Lil lost pup!

This guy is lost! He’s Morris and he’s quite famous on Tumblr. More importantly, he escaped from a home near 17th and Bryant and he’s on the loose in a strange city. (He’s a New Yorker in town for a wedding.)

Please find him!

UPDATE: Found!