Auditioning for National Park status, Dolores Park decided to demonstrate its natural fury last night by transforming its busted water main into a full-fledged geyser. The warm night air inveigled some inebriated parkers into thinking that muddy slip ‘n slide might be a good idea. They were soon wet and sorry but provided quality entertainment for the rest of us.
That flash you see above is from another park reveller who thought this would make a good photo op. Her enthusiastic red-headed friend exclaimed excitedly, “You should email these to MissionMission and they might post it!” Overwhelmed by the meta-ness of it all, I quietly slinked away. By then the fire department had showed up and was in the process of ruining all the fun anyway.
And she never did email us the picture. It was probably way better than my crappy dark one. Mission paparazzi, have no fear! Even if you don’t think it’s as epic as one of your neighbor shitting on your apartment (NSFW), someone will like it! That’s how the internet works.
