Via our pal Jake, who pithily adds:
San Francisco: “A place to grow up.”
UPDATE!!! Commenter Jaime Q has the following to say about this: ”I took this picture two years ago at B2B and it is still going around. I never got credit for it though.”
It’s not really a question, it’s more of a fact. The highlight of this year’s Bay to Breakers was the return of KID CHICKEN, the best dancer in the Panhandle under the age of 12
A bit refreshing to see a little piece of the Mission while in enemy territory. They were belting out their ferocious rhythms at the end of the Panhandle and attracting quite a crowd. Seems like they made some new fans, too! I managed to count quite a few wasted sorority chicks approaching between songs trying to make out with them while mumbling, “So what are you guys called? The Precocious Two? I love you guys!”
One of them even tried to steal a t-shirt, but she was apprehended and reprimanded by the supportive crowd. Her response? Well, there’s not much you can do when outed as a kleptomaniacal douchebag other than a double-fisted middle finger salute. Marriage material right there, eligible bachelors.