Last week Allan asked me to interpret some gross crap on a bathroom wall. Inspired by Al Jaffee‘s Snappy Answers to Stupid Questions, I gave it a crack.
When I was a kid I got the little paper back collections from MAD Magazine, and one of my favorites was Jaffee’s, both because they were hilarious, and also because they offered the opportunity for me to put my own punchlines in.
Insert your own here.
Some originals from Jaffee’s book, with my adolescent-mind additions, after the jump.
“No, triplets.” Doesn’t really make sense, but I thought it was hilarious. Where is the third kid? Any guess is funny. I guess.
“Who are you?” It’s basically the same joke as the question.
“No, yours. Please sign these papers.” Not so much a joke, kind of a twist ending that you could have seen coming.
Also, tip of the hat to Jon Adams and Champ City over at The Bold Italic.