Equality for ass gasketeers!

By the way, the Monday special at Pi Bar is slices of Death by Mushroom for $3.14. Death by Mushroom is a mushroom pizza with a Death and Taxes Black Beer sauce. Pair it with a pint of Death and Taxes Black Beer? Delightful.

Plus amusing stuff in the bathroom.

Open air Muni bathroom

Muni is obviously trying as hard as possible to compete with Caltrain.

[Photo and Title by Neil See]

How to stop drunk people from pissing on the side of your house

[via cellybrain]

Rooftop toilet

Ah, I bet that’s real nice. Good view. Light breeze. Mmm.

[via Man Freckles]

The toilet cover dispenser spoke to me

The placement of this logo is so inspiring. What do you see?

In the bathroom at Dalva/The Hideout.

Bathroom stall S.O.S.

I hope they made it out alive.

[via We Built This City]

Top hat cat

I spotted this handsome cat at Jack’s Club last night.

I imagine if I ever ended up in a parallel dimension and had to find my way home, this dapper critter would be my host. He would offer advice in a posh English accent like, “Dear me! It would be unwise to disturb those pterodactyl eggs, boy. Their mum is probably not far away.”

Park porta potties pretty perfect

Recently, six porta potties appeared at the entrance to Dolores Park, more than doubling the number of restroom options previously available.  The effect has been tremendous, with bathroom lines reduced dramatically, even during yesterday’s Hunky Jesus extravaganza.  And now dedicated boyfriends no longer have to prove their affection by waiting with their significant others in the girls line!

So, has the city finally figured it out? Are these now a semi-permanent fixture in the park until the long awaited Dolores renovation project constructs completely new ones?

If not, then they’re totally blowing it.  For now, enjoy the convenience and the cleanliness! Seriously, these are some of the cleanest porta potties in which I’ve ever set foot! And they smell nice too! Kind of like flowers! So much so that I exclaimed as much upon entering, and the woman using the one next to me agreed, “Isn’t it delightful?”

It sure is. Enjoy it while it lasts!

Makeshift urinal

Find this gem at the Big Gay Warehouse, around the corner from the best jukebox in the city.

Even better, look who it is up in the corner:

The CNN stuff is an interesting addition. But I think Alleged looks better bigger and on its own.

Put a wad of toilet paper in it!

In Portland you can put a bird on it. Funny, haha, whatever.

In the Mission? Put a wad of toilet paper in it! REAL TALK.