Get Window-Shopped by Bi-Rite Creamery Patrons

Have you ever wondered, while waiting in a 25-minute line for your salted caramel and balsamic strawberry cone, whether Studio 3579 sells men’s or women’s clothing?  Well, the answer is neither, since it appears that the work/shop is now being advertised on Craigslist.  Maybe you can convince your Pop$ to front some cash so you can open an edgy gallery at “the gateway to the best microcosm of Mission food in the area”  and “take advantage of the Bi-Rite ice cream line in and hungry masses crowding the sidewalks on their way to Bi-Rite Market, Delfina and Tartine.”  Act now before Forever 21 snatches it up.

Bonus Listing!!! — Got a killer quick eats idea?  Ready to become the next Pal’s Takeaway or Rhea’s Deli and battle for neighborhood sandwich supremacy?  Perhaps you have a really classy sign with which you want to tempt thieves?  Or do you just wish Banh M(a)i would quit messing around with this Twitter silliness and open a damn Vietnamese sandwich place in the Mission?  Well, your dream spot is available for only $20k and $400/month rent.  Sandwich entrepeneur, make me proud!

[photo by Eater . . . PDX???]

Previously: Live Above Zeitgeist!

6 Responses to “Get Window-Shopped by Bi-Rite Creamery Patrons”

  1. Andy says:

    Uh… this listing says it’s at 18th and Treat. that’s hardly in eyes view of Bi-Rite.

  2. chalkman says:

    it’s been quite amusing watching dates break upon the iceberg of a “closed for renovation” Bi-Rite Creamery.

    This just in, if your date overreacts to the place being closed and you not knowing about it beforehand,loud enough that I can hear it across the street, it’s good to know now that they are a whiny freaker rather than down the road

  3. mai says:

    thanks for the name check! i bike by there all the time and was wondering how that cafe survived, i guess that answers that question.

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