What kind of creep steals an ice cream cake from Ben & Jerry’s?

From the surveillance footage at Ben & Jerry’s on Haight, this kind of creep:

Gotta admit, he has a real cakestealin’ look about him.

According to Redditor bigshmoo the Cake Creep made off with his frosty dessert around 11:30 on Wednesday and the SFPD is apparently on the look out for him, although I doubt that he is Park Station’s #1 priority. No word yet on whether it was the suspect’s birthday or if he was simply on his way to celebrate a special occasion with a friend.

[via: reddit]

10 Responses to “What kind of creep steals an ice cream cake from Ben & Jerry’s?”

  1. Tuffy says:

    Good thing he’s not black or he’d have been shot dead by now!

  2. Skyscraper says:

    I feel like that’s the kinda guy I would keep an eye on.

    Then again I’d likely not really give a shit if I worked at Ben and Jerry’s in the upper haight.

  3. Looks like the Hamburglar’s hunchbacked cousin.

  4. TS says:

    gawd, you are such a little yuppie. OH a CREEP steals! quick gotta post that? Meanwhile, your govt is setting up a another bank crash casino. And we live in a complete speculator’s bubble that is going to burst. Trillions of taxpayer dollars to pump it up.
    Oh my god, a creeeeeeeep, stole something. Little yuppie boy.

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