U-lock your hula hoop to a bike rack (when in Portland)

We may U-lock a lot of weird shit to a lot of other weird shit here in San Francisco, but at least we’re not Portland.

[Way Too Much Portland via The Fog Bender]

Oakland cops clearly have the worst patrol cars

In the wake of all the debate about whether SFPD or NYPD drive the worst patrol cars, OPD swoops in and takes the cake.

(Oh and they did some other swooping too.)

[via The Fog Bender]

Cool new look for last week: Descendents Christmas sweater

Rad!

[via The Fog Bender]

How good are the sandwiches at Rhea’s Deli?

Pretty damn good, I guess.

[via The Fog Bender]

I survived the great quake of 1989 and all I got was this *rad* sweatshirt

[via The Fog Bender, who is fast becoming the best fashion photographer in SF]

UPDATE: Yep, uh-huh.

Ski San Francisco!

Hot new look for winter!

[via The Fog Bender]

Is writing tweets down on paper because you lost your phone hella stupid?

Maybe, but maybe not, because this is pretty entertaining:

[via The Fog Bender]

Fuck you too, thanks for reading!

Now we’ve got beef. I don’t care about the fuck part, but I’m sick of seeing “Mission Mission Blog” everywhere. It’s just “Mission Mission” okay? (At least they didn’t write “MissionMission” though. That’s the worst.)

[via The Fog Bender] [Thanks to everyone who sent this in!]

Remembering the Dolores Park playground

The Fog Bender waxes poetic:

they tore down the playground at Dolores park and i’m bummed about it.

this was the place i went to countless birthday parties in my youth.

the place i would take countless dates to drink and chat on the wooden structure under the stars.

the place i would count hundreds of football sized rats running from the bushes to the big wooden boat that sat beached in the sand.

this was the place i would run off to after getting too fucked up to hang out at the bar.

i would swing on the swing set by myself and sometimes meet other people doing the same thing.

Read on for the dramatic conclusion.

[Photo by Norman Rockwell]

Hot new look for summer: Winter

Hot!

[via The Fog Bender]