We may U-lock a lot of weird shit to a lot of other weird shit here in San Francisco, but at least we’re not Portland.
[Way Too Much Portland via The Fog Bender]
hula-hoop my ding-a-ling
Oh, dear god, please don’t tell me hipsters are now catching on to hula hoops.
Eat a fat dick! Hula hoopings not a hipster thing, you cant hoop in skinny jeans without ripping em, or thier stupid fucking little hats falling off, jus kuz ppl have different activities dosent mean you have to poke fun, get a fucking life n stop posting stupid shit on the internet or leaving rude fucking comments about other peoples hobbies… Damn people make me sick sometimes…that will be all…
What’s all the fuss about my hoop? I lock it so I don’t have to take it to class. And I’m pretty fucking good at it so I enjoy it. Wizzer, your mother sux cocks in hell. How does my hoop up make me a ‘hipster’? Do you like to use words like ‘hipster’ because you yourself are a ‘hipster’and people like you who use these labels tend to be narrow minded retarded douche bags who are themselves afraid of what labels may be attributed to themselves. Here’s a piece of advice, you might suck less as a person if you worried less about what other people thought about you. I’ve been hooping for 4 years now, it’s something that I enjoy.
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