Person A: You going the wrong way.
Person B: No I’m not. I’m going to buy liquor and that aint never the wrong way! Ahahahahahahaaa!
Person A: Ahahahahahaaaa!
the other day on 14th and Valencia I overheard this Mission Hipster gem:
“the guy’s an asshole. he can’t even lock his bicycle up right.”
Hey 14th Streeter, we are neighbors! What’s this I hear about SoEx moving away?
I haven’t heard anything about SoEx moving away. They just got here? Maybe the messy and pointless ice cream show had something to do with it…
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