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Maybe you should go do it right now instead of listening to that podcast. Or instead of reading that article about the Super Bowl signs.
Anyway, I did it twice over the weekend and it’s real nice, in case you didn’t know. It’ll perk you right up.
But, look, it’s all done, and as soon as the wet weather subsides, it’ll open back up:
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Here’s the beginning of an article titled “Longtime Residents Worry Roommate With Well-Paid Job Slowly Gentrifying Apartment”:
Noting that many areas are completely unrecognizable compared to when they first moved in years ago, residents of 1102 Larimer Street Apartment 2B told reporters Thursday they’ve begun to worry their well-paid roommate is slowly gentrifying the apartment. “I don’t hold anything against Mark personally for having a good job, but as soon as he moved in, the framed pictures started going up, and this place has lost a lot of its original character,” longtime roommate John Wertz said of the new arched floor lamp, Whole Foods groceries in the pantry, and a potted succulent plant that have slowly replaced the apartment’s longtime furnishings and steadily reshaped the space’s look.
Read on for the startling conclusion.
Here’s what the listing says:
Two Bedrooms Fixer located in the Outer Mission. Distinguished home in need of work.
“Outer Mission”:
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[Map by Google Maps]

The Onion reports:
SAN FRANCISCO—Saying that staying in its current location was no longer feasible, sources across San Francisco confirmed Thursday that the popular Northern California city would be shutting its doors at the end of the month due to rising rent.
Residents and business owners of the iconic West Coast metropolis, which has occupied the same peninsula for generations, told reporters that spiraling costs had reached such a level that remaining in its 47-square-mile waterfront space was simply beyond its means.
Read on for more.