Mario and Luigi must live here

Right? Anyone catch them hanging out across the street in Dolores Park?

Gutter power-up

Free power-ups in front of Bi-Rite Grocery! Only thing is, you might have to defeat a dog for it.

Super Mario Dive Bar

The best part was when I commended him on his outfit and he responded with “Mario who?”  For a second I thought he was messing with me, but then his girlfriend was all, “No, seriously, the only video game he’s ever played is Pong.  He grew up in the 70s.”


Super Mario Pizza