Stolen Tortoise Notice: No Questions Asked

Except, of course, “Who the fuck would steal a tortoise?”

(Photo and pressing question by Cleary. Thanks, Cleary!)


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  3. ooeygooey says:

    Tortoises dig very well, in fact some hibernate in the ground. If it was an outside pet, it probably dug it’s way out somehow — ours did when I was young and it walked 2 blocks away before a dog bit a big hole in it’s shell. It had a really cool resin patch after that.

  4. mawkus says:

    My former boss smuggled two french turtles into the US once to bring them back. They were rescue turtles of some sort. I don’t think she had anything to do with this though