Don't Say Shit Else

I was riding the F up Market today, and there was was a loud drunk sitting in the back occasionally harassing other passengers. People dealt with him in various ways, but my favorite was the following. A guy boards the vehicle, presumably a guy that the loud drunk kind of knows. The loud drunk beckons his acquaintance:

HEY, COME SIT BACK HERE. COME SIT BACK HERE!

The acquaintance regards the loud drunk for a second and then shouts back:

I told you, I DON’T SELL CIGARETTES on THE BUS.

Loud drunk:

JUST COME BACK HERE.

Other guy, fed up already:

KILL this CONVERSATION. Don’t. Say. SHIT ELSE.

Nobody said shit else (until several stops later when the loud drunk started calling the driver a bitch because she wouldn’t run a red light or something).

Photo by LA Wad.

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4 Responses to “Don't Say Shit Else”

  1. Herr Doktor Professor Deth Vegetable says:

    Wow! That is some 14/49/22/24 quality drama on the F!

  2. carina says:

    hahhahhaa so good

  3. Drew says:

    Just another day.

  4. melissa says:

    I ride the F to work most mornings and there’s almost always some loud crazy person insulting people and/or yelling. Not always getting on and off at exactly the same stops, and not always the same person. Good times!

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