How to survive the next San Francisco earthquake

TK has a series of tips for before, during and after. Here’s some of the after:

- The first thing you should do is try and figure out who your Leader will be in the Post-Apocalyptic Nightmare that you now inhabit. Try to gravitate towards people wearing animal skins and carrying guns. The Leader should be charismatic but also quietly assured and have a spiritual side that he doesn’t reveal, except maybe in one scene with Mila Kunis.

- You will need to rebuild the shattered world, so be the first to loot a nearby hardware store.

- Try to stay out of the Rivers of Blood. God knows what weird diseases those people had.

Solid advice, TK! Read on.

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2 Responses to “How to survive the next San Francisco earthquake”

  1. Kristina says:

    You know what they say: the only thing you need in your emergency preparedness kit is a gun.

  2. Corpus Nerd says:

    Uhh, Marina, Pac Heights and Financial are going to sink. Just book it to Cow Palace, and you’ll be good.