Texting is king

Texting is the bomb, right? We all know it, but some haters still wanna hate. Bailey tells us what’s up:

It bothers me when I hear someone telling a story and at the end some appalled lady from across the table slams down her donut, and spits crumbs out of her mouth shouting, “and this was all over text message?”

Yeah, lady, it was.

Why is that a bad thing? Why does the text message have no value? Better question, how do phone calls have more value? I use my phone to call the doctor, schedule a Comcast appointment, or find a cab at 2 am. Real sentimental conversations. I hate phone calls.

Read on.

[Photo by Chelsea Green]

4 Responses to “Texting is king”

  1. scum says:

    I fucking hate text walkers.

  2. Katie says:

    The constant rhythm and actual human interaction is invaluable in budding relationships. If someone asks me out over a text.. NEXTTT!

  3. Bailey says:

    awwww thanks Allan :)