Not to be alarmist or anything, but:
Crime knows no boundaries. Only elitist blogs.
You’re an elitist!
Crime knows only elitist blogs?
Only elitist blogs know boundaries?
In either case, your statement is false.
YOU KNOW YOU’RE IN THE MARINA WHEN THE DOG BEING WALKED ISN’T BIG ENOUGH TO SCARE OFF THE ATTACKERS.
The Marina is one of the most dangerous areas in the city. It’s not even in the city. It’s in LA. I come close to death every time I have to cross it…
Probably some ragged bum hanging outside of Safeway. Not like there are Nortenos cruising up and down the green.
Which Marina? The one by the Golden Gate Bridge or the one south of 16th and Valencia?
Is this what’s sending bros into the Mission?
I’m seeing way too many bros around lately, is what I’m saying.
COMMENTARIAT ASKS WHAT ROCK HAVE YOU BEEN SMOKING FOR THE LAST THREE YEARS TO MISS THIS DEVELOPMENT?
No, no. If they come from the Marina they are very explicitly “Marina Douchebags”, a specific subset of the “bro” archetype.
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