What does Monster Truck Bike eat for breakfast?

Corntard knows:

MONSTER TRUCK BIKE EATS MUNI RAILS FOR BREAKFAST

Aha! [link]

27 Responses to “What does Monster Truck Bike eat for breakfast?”

  1. biKE Nerd says:

    They eat snow, sand and swamp – pretty unnecessary as far as I’m concerned, but they look fun to ride

    Vid of this bike cruising through Florida ponds – 1:20 mark
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5rUaWj6Xk70

  2. Abolish the use of "Meh" in the USA says:

    It’s a Fat Bike…it’a a scene, they go where Fixies can’t go:
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aXcRfhcScKQ

  3. Herr Doktor Professor Deth Vegetable says:

    Seems like almost as much of a silly affectation as fixies are.

    • Greg says:

      Ha Ha your all butt hurt.

      • Herr Doktor Professor Deth Vegetable says:

        Heh, you seem to have confused my enduring sense of amusement at the ridiculousness of people who insist on affecting to ride fixies with some sort of anger/offense on my part. On the contrary, every time I am able to laugh at one of them it brightens my day a little. Yay!

        • Neighbor says:

          I don’t always agree with HDPDV, but when I do… it is about this.

        • Siempre Bike Hurt says:

          Did a bike hurt your feelings when you were a child? Perhaps you did not have, or learn to ride, a bike?
          Either way, you useless comments here about various kinds of bikes are the singlemost pathetic aspect of your already flimsy internet ‘persona’, Dok.

          • Herr Doktor Professor Deth Vegetable says:

            Aww, you must ride a fixie. It’s ok, sparky, just remind yourself that your goofy affectation is making people laugh.

          • Siempre Bike Hurt says:

            I’d never ride a fixie…bikes aren’t my raison d’etre. I ride mainly off-road. What kind of bike is OK by you?

          • Herr Doktor Professor Deth Vegetable says:

            Me? I’m not picky at all. Pretty much any real bike.

          • Doktor General Kuster says:

            Try to define ‘real bike’ and find yourself in a box canyon, Herr Custer. With shit in your pants. Without any honor, dignity, or valor. No bike type should be derided by the likes of you. pun intended.

            Apologies to D. Boon RIP.

          • Herr Doktor Professor Deth Vegetable says:

            …and, yet, they are derided by me. Funny how things work.

          • commentariatsays says:

            MAKING FUN OF FIXIES IS LIKE RIDING A FIXIE. SOME PEOPLE LOVE IT AND OTHERS THINK IT IS DUMB.

          • Herr Doktor Professor Deth Vegetable says:

            See? Commentariat knows what time it is.

            sorry, I mean KNOWS WHAT TIME IT IS.

          • commentariatsays says:

            IT’S OK, CAPS ARE UP TO THE INDIVIDUAL USER ON THE INTERNET

        • You-You-You... says:

          I don’t get yr irony.

  4. Bob Dole says:

    Is this the redneck equivalent to driving a lifted truck but instead for bicycles?

  5. It’s a Surly Moonlander that we have in the shop on demo. Fat Bikes are not the most practical thing for city living but they are REALLY fun. Feel free to stop by the shop and take it out for a test ride. We usually drag it out on our Wed. morning rides too. Next ride is this coming Wed. leaving the shop at 9:15am.

  6. Alabama St. says:

    It eats fast food & lounges around the bike rack because it’s too fat to ride up those San Francisco Hills.

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