File under “Things that really should go without saying.”
Nor should the word “DON’T” require five red underlines.
What about monkey poop?
Monkey poop is the shit!!
Don’t turn your nose up at monkey shit; it’s known to have powers beyond the ken of the uninitiated. It’s not something to sniff at.
I rescued a monkey a long, long time ago, and people were lining up for complimentary piles of poop.
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