No u-lock, no cable, not even to secure one of the wheels to the frame. Guy was just like “Kickstand and I’m out!”
In case you’re wondering, it was still there a couple hours later…
Bike locks are for peasants. If a bike gets stolen, just order another one and have it delivered.
This is obviously a trap. Some guy is waiting around the corner with waiting to jump anyone who touches the bike, in hopes of making a “Local man smashes bike thief” video.
I think that’s John Quinones’ bike
It’s a trap!
Its a tarp!
See me post up in tha Trap.
It’s got a GPS tracker. Death to the bike thiefs!!!
I remember as a kid, I’d get somewhere and just throw my bike on the ground with no concern for theft. Of course, I grew up in the suburbs.
I grew up in the rhubarbs.
Is it in front of a doughnut shop?
Hey! My bike!
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