One way to park your bike


No u-lock, no cable, not even to secure one of the wheels to the frame. Guy was just like “Kickstand and I’m out!”

In case you’re wondering, it was still there a couple hours later…

11 Responses to “One way to park your bike”

  1. Mark says:

    Bike locks are for peasants. If a bike gets stolen, just order another one and have it delivered.

  2. DomPara says:

    This is obviously a trap. Some guy is waiting around the corner with waiting to jump anyone who touches the bike, in hopes of making a “Local man smashes bike thief” video.

  3. troll says:

    I think that’s John Quinones’ bike

  4. Eon says:

    It’s a trap!

  5. RespectBalls says:

    See me post up in tha Trap.

  6. 10 inch pinga says:

    It’s got a GPS tracker. Death to the bike thiefs!!!

  7. siesta says:

    I remember as a kid, I’d get somewhere and just throw my bike on the ground with no concern for theft. Of course, I grew up in the suburbs.

  8. Little Eva Destruction says:

    Is it in front of a doughnut shop?

  9. James says:

    Hey! My bike!