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Tech Bro Commits NO NO, Gets The Heave Ho.
“SF Libertarian Party? No, this is the Sons of Anarchy, but I understand your confusion.”
Local Bar to Begin Charging $25 Cover
No man, Biergarten is 5 blocks north.
“Caption contest employs facile clichés.”
How did I do?
My uber’s in there.
Four minutes too late. Damn.
“But my Uber is over there!”
“Sorry, we’re all out of douche, bro.”
“What do you mean there’s no app for the Tamale Lady?”
“I’m supposed to meet with 299 other twitter employees out back. Jack says he has a special announcement for us!”
Bro, Timmy say Siri don’t Tango.
This is a LGBTQIIA+ safe space! Go around!!!
Hey you get off of my cloud computing administrative resource management analytics platform
“I’m on the phone with Yelp right now, and you’re getting ONE STAR, mister!”
“But I’m wearing all black!”
“Is this Zeitgeist?” “No”
“You’re outta here, dude”
“Wait! Can you just let me back in so I can get a T-Shirt?”
“Hey, look man, I’m sorry but when baby wants fries, baby’s gotta have the fries.”
“i’m gonna tell all my bros not to come here anymore!”
“well if they’re anything like you, you’d be doing me a favor”
“DMV is closed on Saturday, jackass”
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“Please keep the door open for me, dude — I’m just waiting for my hoverboard valet.”
The blog so nice they named it twice.