CAPTION CONTEST (Winner gets a bottle of Jameson courtesy of my pals at Jameson)

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23 Responses to “CAPTION CONTEST (Winner gets a bottle of Jameson courtesy of my pals at Jameson)”

  1. scum says:

    Tech Bro Commits NO NO, Gets The Heave Ho.

  2. DomPara says:

    “SF Libertarian Party? No, this is the Sons of Anarchy, but I understand your confusion.”

  3. ticklefight says:

    Local Bar to Begin Charging $25 Cover

  4. dheeper says:

    No man, Biergarten is 5 blocks north.

  5. Fart History Major says:

    “Caption contest employs facile clichés.”

    How did I do?

  6. jessica says:

    My uber’s in there.

  7. quadcopter says:

    “But my Uber is over there!”

  8. two beers says:

    “Sorry, we’re all out of douche, bro.”

  9. two beers says:

    “What do you mean there’s no app for the Tamale Lady?”

  10. two beers says:

    “I’m supposed to meet with 299 other twitter employees out back. Jack says he has a special announcement for us!”

  11. Not a Robot says:

    Bro, Timmy say Siri don’t Tango.

  12. This is a LGBTQIIA+ safe space! Go around!!!

  13. Ben says:

    Hey you get off of my cloud computing administrative resource management analytics platform

  14. Melissa says:

    “I’m on the phone with Yelp right now, and you’re getting ONE STAR, mister!”

  15. timbo says:

    “But I’m wearing all black!”

  16. stella says:

    “Is this Zeitgeist?” “No”

  17. McGeheezzz says:

    “You’re outta here, dude”
    “Wait! Can you just let me back in so I can get a T-Shirt?”

  18. Laurie says:

    “Hey, look man, I’m sorry but when baby wants fries, baby’s gotta have the fries.”

  19. evan evan evan says:

    “i’m gonna tell all my bros not to come here anymore!”
    “well if they’re anything like you, you’d be doing me a favor”

  20. The Swish says:

    “DMV is closed on Saturday, jackass”

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  22. two beers says:

    “Please keep the door open for me, dude — I’m just waiting for my hoverboard valet.”