Dolores Park Monster

This prehistoric beast reportedly stalked someone’s birthday party last weekend. Any thoughts on its origin? Was anyone hurt? What can we do to keep our families safe?

Photo by art.bikes.

Previously on Mission Mission:

Humanoid Ghostbat Sighted

2 Responses to “Dolores Park Monster”

  1. Jimbo says:

    That’s a juvenile black-crowned night heron.

    Like the US Army in Gulf War I, BCNHs own the night, hence the name.

  2. gabriel says:

    was going to say it was a juvenile Heron, also.

    lotsa birds migrating through the area right now.

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