Meet Bree From Orange County

Curbed has already selected its Epic Comment of the Month — and it’s only February 6th!! An excerpt:

My friends and I are totally hoping to get a great apartment in the mission (that’s the neighborhood between valencia and dolores, and 24th and 15th–I read about it in C magazine’s travel section, they had a great article about it). I was hoping you guys could help. It needs to have parking (I totally need to learn how to ride public transportation, but until then, I just *can’t* move without my car ha ha!) We also need a big space, with hardwood floors, laundry, and some nice new appliances (oh, and a dishwasher–I totally *don’t* do dishes ha ha.) We want to be around authentic restaurants, that the locals would go to. Like Foreign Cinema. Or restaurants that are totally unique to the Mish and don’t exist anywhere else (like Luna Park). Dive Bars are a MUST! And we totally would love to live in an authentic live/work space. I will be working in the financial district.

Link. And be sure to read subsequent comments. Bree returns for more.

10 Responses to “Meet Bree From Orange County”

  1. sangroncito says:

    Like, totally!

  2. cheetosalad says:

    eat a dick

  3. Glenparker says:

    Troll

  4. Theft says:

    Don’t feed the trolls. You are encouraging poor behavior.

  5. jacob says:

    I like her. She’s a young girl from Orange County moving up to SF, expanding her horizons. Good for her.

  6. teamawesome says:

    poor naive girl. maybe sf is too harsh for her if she’s getting dogged on in the blogosphere before she even gets here.

  7. C. says:

    Is this for real? I had a strong sense/lurking suspicion that this had to be made up (by an aspiring screenwriter from the O.C.?).
    But – yeah, jacob! – everybody begins somewhere (and goes somewhere else). And respect is good.
    Let’s invite her to Mission Mission and also give a tour of the ‘hood. Incl. some dive bars, which are indeed a MUST.
    Is El Rio any longer “Your Dive”? Anyone?
    Man, it WOULD be totally cool to have a dishwasher and not have to wash dishes before going out to a dive bar or not to wash them before going out and then to find them in the sink the next morning (or the next five mornings). Dive bar => dishwasher.
    Appliances could also be for coming back from dive bars and making popcorn or grilled cheese sandwiches. Or for making Dacquiris to sip on the front steps with the neighbors before going to the dive bar. Dive bar => appliances.
    This comment is sounding very logical now…

  8. jacob says:

    I’m sure it’s a fake, but I still like her. Kinda reminds me of Mary Tyler Moore.

  9. DickinBurlingame says:

    man, you city dwellers are harsh……..

  10. anonymous says:

    Obvious troll is obvious.