Safeway Security Keeps Me Safe

Safeway, 8:30 pm.

After a homeless man saunters out of the store, an alarm is immediately sounded via telephone. Two security guards and a bagger book it out the door, and with an apology, my cashier runs out mid-transaction to watch the scene unfold.

Two minutes later, one of the security guards returns, triumphantly brandishing….soap.

3 Responses to “Safeway Security Keeps Me Safe”

  1. Ian says:

    god damn. these companies need to just do the right thing, let the dude have his soap, and write it off as a loss. or better yet, give away some free soap. but oh right, if they give anything away, it has to go through the “correct channels.”

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