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I See You, You Pervert!

Posted Sep 3, 2009 at 2:15 pm by
Categories: Life in the Mission

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Last night at the corner of 22nd and Guerrero (and I guess this’ll teach me to hang out at the corner of 22nd and Guerrero) I stopped to take a picture of the moon and the clouds because as we learned earlier they looked totally gnar-gnar last night, when some motorist waiting at the light mistook me for a peeping Tom because I had my phone pointed vaguely toward some residential buildings:

“I SEE YOU! I SEE YOU YOU FUCKING PEEPING TOM! YOU FUCKING PERVERT! LOOK! HE’S PEEPING! HE’S PEEPING! FUCKING PERV! FUCKING PERVERT!”

So after that, I tried to peep on somebody, but all the windows in the vicinity were draped up tight. Tears.

12 comments

12 Responses to “I See You, You Pervert!”

  1. Drew says:
    September 3, 2009 at 2:18 pm

    People should be used to minding their own business by now. Oh wait, you were in Noe Valley adjacent. Nevermind.

  2. Ariel Dovas says:
    September 3, 2009 at 2:36 pm

    Hah! If only he knew to what extent you actually peep.

    That reminds me, is “tweeting tom” a term?

  3. johnny0 says:
    September 3, 2009 at 2:37 pm

    It is now.

  4. johnny0 says:
    September 3, 2009 at 2:40 pm

    And if they actually realized how low rez Allan’s camera is, they would readily proclaim his innocence. You’d barely be able to distinguish a human from a bear in a window with that light.

  5. Kat says:
    September 3, 2009 at 2:50 pm

    Omgee that’s exactly where I live now. Sorry 2 cuss at u.

  6. stiiv says:
    September 3, 2009 at 2:56 pm

    If you’re looking for bears, isn’t it Truck you should be skulking nearby?

  7. Allan Hough says:
    September 3, 2009 at 3:10 pm

    Related: http://noevalleybuzz.blogspot.com/2009/09/guitar-playing-fools.html

  8. johnny0 says:
    September 3, 2009 at 3:59 pm

    and a nice low rez moon shot at We Built This City.

  9. Awwwdrey says:
    September 3, 2009 at 4:08 pm

    my friend brian got a good shot of it last night on his tumblr blog

    http://thetenssf.tumblr.com/post/179093494/last-night

  10. Rhiannon says:
    September 3, 2009 at 4:33 pm

    I was walking home from Shotwell’s last night around 1, escorted by my Gallant Fella, and stopped to marvel at the moon, and these guys by Jose Coronado park thought us, hand in hand, stopping and pointing at the moon was code for “come over and heckle us in Spanish and say lewd things to me!” so I had to cut it short before I grabbed my camera. So also tears.

  11. Jim says:
    September 4, 2009 at 2:20 am

    For some reason the full moon rises abnout a half hour early this time of year. Your cell phone captured the moment.

    Pervert.

    http://sfcitizen.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2009/09/CRW_6280-copy.jpg

  12. Box says:
    September 4, 2009 at 2:35 pm

    Apparently nobody who owns a DSLR was out.

    http://www.flickr.com/photos/boxthor/3883853104/