Our buddy Rick from Twenty-Something Wisdom witnessed a troubling exchange in line at Denver International:
Agent: “Back to Florida, eh?”
Passenger: “Yup, a whole lot warmer down that w…”
Agent: “Yeah, but I can out drink you.”
Passenger: “…”
Agent: “I went and visited my friends down there, drank ‘em ALL under the table, AND drove us all home.”
Yikes. What a brag.
Prize-winning non sequitur! What’s really troubling about that exchange is that the TSA dude would have to be either drunk or crazy to have said what he said to the passenger.