Dolores Park Orgy

This is the most safe-for-work image from the Dolores Park Orgy our pal Man Freckles witnessed last night.

He also got a cock shot and some nips. And some prologue or something.

Happy Valentine’s, everybody!

48 Responses to “Dolores Park Orgy”

  1. GG says:

    Great. More reasons for the NIMBY neighbors to crack down on park activity. I wouldn’t want this across the street from my house either…

    • a friend says:

      This is a child, the girl is 15 and a god damn sophmore in high school. Take this down, yeah what she is doing is wrong, but this site is just as bad for advertising. Shes going to consider suing regardless for whatever consiquences that it might bring her. be smart mission misson

  2. Patrick says:

    This is fucking depraved. I especially like the shot of the self-mutilation wounds on this chick’s wrist. Clearly a quality girl, here.

  3. suckerpunch says:

    I love it… Trust me, this world needs MORE public fucking, not less.

  4. BK says:

    Since when does two or three people having sex constitute an orgy? Looks pretty tame

  5. missionmission, you’re better than this.
    aren’t you?

  6. For the longest time I was staring at the ock shot thinking you mistook it for his belt. Then I finally saw the little fella. :)

  7. Cosmic Amanda says:

    Faces, or it didn’t happen.

  8. wat says:

    its not like these are candid shots. the lighting is all flash so the photog seems to be either with them or they just dont give a shit. everyone involved here screams class – mm, participants, photog. well done, everyone.

  9. Safetyfirst says:

    Getting stabbed in dolores at night has a whole new meaning

  10. mmhmm says:

    Congrats on condemning your cool status, Mission Mission. You’re officially worse than Uptown Almanac.

  11. kiya says:

    Is that an Iron Heart shirt?

  12. Joseph says:

    That guys dick is super small. Super super small. I’m having trouble resolving that with how hot the redacted photo of the woman is. My working solutions:

    1) She’s in full evil clown makeup
    2) Suprise trannie

  13. whhore says:

    Two comments:
    1. her parents must be so proud.
    2. now all their friends know what a teeny dick that guy has.

    kudos, kids! stay classy.

  14. SCUM says:

    Judging by the angle it is a size issue not a weather one.

  15. Joshua says:

    it boggles my mind why people are so uptight about sex, get over your insecurities and have a good roll in the hay already.

  16. SCUM says:

    DP is the last place I would have sex on the ground at. Against a tree, building or bench I have done that.

  17. Stop stealing gay sex spots, please, heterosexuals.

  18. Ultserdom says:

    Pathetic. Even monkeys have more restraint then these two attention whores…kill all hipsters.

  19. Katie says:

    I love my city.

  20. Profressor Greer says:

    2 dirty hipsters humping outside != orgy
    2 dirty hipsters humping outside == back to the future hetero-homeless lemonparty -1

  21. Steven says:

    I have another picture of this when she was getting dragged off.

  22. Steven says:

    Also might be worth adding that my friends were the ones who dragged the girl off and drove her home. She had said she was only 17. Just letting you all know!

  23. Renee says:

    Delete the pictures of me. Thank-you.

  24. Arlie says:

    Dont get down on this girl if you don;t know her.
    She is a beautiful, respectable individual who had too much to drink on valentines day, so all of you self righteous assholes go fuck yourselves.

    • SCUM says:

      Respectable? Cut marks on her arm, drinking problem, having sex in the park while people take pictures. That says respect to me.

  25. AB says:

    this is not right… child pornography

  26. Laurie says:

    Your comments seriously inspire me! Hope it’s okay to weave a few of your words into a noise show tomorrow.
    http://www.thelab.org/events/478-noisepancakesfeb27.html

  27. friend says:

    actually. shes 15.

  28. penny says:

    classy, real classy. this girl goes to my school. i hope you all feel like big men for posting pictures of a drunk sixteen-year-old girl online having sex with a guy she doesn’t even remember. and by the way, all this proves to me is that you’re incapable of getting any from sober girls, and girls your own age. guess you took the path of least resistance. nothing says cool like a jailbait-chasing scumbag.

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