Bryant Street Doug’s Suds closing due to unreasonable rent

Hampshire House just published a fond farewell:

Dear Doug, remember when we used to wash our clothes together while basking in the smell of citrus breeze and the hum of Latina hookers yelling “pinche puta” at their lovers wives on the tv. Those were the days…

Sounds nice! And see here for Doug’s own farewell notice, posted on the wall inside.

2 Responses to “Bryant Street Doug’s Suds closing due to unreasonable rent”

  1. Corpus Nerd says:

    Doug was later caught selling black-market, non-organic produce outside the Fruitvale BART to underage Mexican youth.

  2. Highkix says:

    sad to hear doug’s suds is closing. the nice moustacheoed man (is he doug?) who worked there always had a smile and a “hello” when i walked by and when i did my laundry he was always helpful and sweet.