Via our buddy Josh‘s RSS subscription to a Craigslist search for “Gameboy”:
Selling some of my ex bf’s gameboys – $20 (richmond / seacliff)
He couldn’t cut it(had premature “issues”) so I decided to dump him and sell some of his stuff
I’m asking $20 each or OBO
All of them are in good condition with no weird stains or problems
If you have any questions feel free to ask
P.S
I been kinda lonely lately so I’m willing to trade a gameboy or 2 for some “fun” from a guy
Yes I am a real girl and yes I am easy on the eyes
Modern romance! Just think, maybe you guys’ll hit it off and start a very special band!
[link] (Thanks, Josh!)
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This is funny.
I have a feeling this is about to lead to an article in Esquire or Maxim or somethin’.
What a relief that none of the Gameboys have weird stains. I so hate it when my handheld gaming devices have weird stains. What the fuck does that mean??
Lube and/or jizz?
Just guessing. Could be that stuff which looks like Alien pre-digestive slime when it cascades over the lips of deep-throating porn actresses.
Or Hawaiian pizza.
I’m no expert, but what kind of lube can stain hard plastic?
WD-40, Vaseline, or anything petroleum-based.
But is SHE in good condition with no weird stains or problems?
that japanese toys r us only transparent green gameboy pocket it worth way more than a night of ‘fun’ (read: terror) with that girl
Answer that ad and you’re going to lose at least one organ. No, not that organ, one that’s valuable.