Would this positive affirmation note improve your BART ride?

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5 Responses to “Would this positive affirmation note improve your BART ride?”

  1. Quin2013 says:

    Sounds very unrealistic.

  2. Pedro Navaja says:

    it beats the shit about telling me about their personal relationship with JAY-zus.
    This note smacks of Birkenstock (birth-control shoes) and granola (flavored dirt).

  3. Summer says:

    It’s a little verbose for my taste. How about a simple “Today is a good day!”

  4. It would pair well with the piquant bouquet of frat-brat puke on the seat.

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