Heroin Guy likes ‘em young

Meesha had a fun run-in while waiting for a bus yesterday:

  • Heroin Guy: You taking the bus?!?!?! I need the bus to come now! I just need to go to 24th ITS JUST TWO BLOCKS!!!!!! I have blisters on my feet! ITS JUST TWO BLOCKS!!!!! ARE YOU TAKING THE BUS?!?!
  • Me: Yeah.
  • Heroin Guy: You’re so young! You probably still live with your parents. With your dad, look at your young face, I should take you on a date. Let’s go on a date… How old are you?
  • Me: 25.
  • HG: You’re not young.
  • Me: *STARES. EVIL STARES.*

Read on for the dramatic conclusion.

[Photo by Generik11]

2 Responses to “Heroin Guy likes ‘em young”

  1. why says:

    let me guess – random stock photo – seems fairly new though…