JOKE TIME: How did the hipster burn his mouth?

Thanks for thinking of us, Alissa!


14 Responses to “JOKE TIME: How did the hipster burn his mouth?”

  1. why says:

    wow – that was quick – this was joke of the week on popbitch today!

  2. huh? says:

    Also posted on reddit months ago.

  3. Mission resident says:

    Wha this girl thinks she is sO funny stealing other people’s jokes and posting them on her twitter? Get a life

    • Alissa says:

      Cool it, buster! I never claimed I came up with this joke – I only wish I were that clever.

    • thanks says:

      you can’t tell a joke if someone else has told it before, this is a crucial rule of Mission Mission, kind of like how you can’t open a restaurant that serves the same style of food that another restaurant has served.

  4. I know this is going to seem odd, coming from me of all people, but I think everybody who has commented thus far, other than Alissa, could use an ice-cold mug of this.

  5. Steve says:

    So a hipster walks into a bar and says, “This bar sucks, it’s full of hipsters”

  6. scum says:

    Q. How did the hipster burn his mouth? A. Sucking herp dick.

  7. Q: How did the Mission Mission commenter make his ears burn?

    A: By trying to avoid censure by posting under obvious multiple names.