A fistfull of Cold Beer dollars


When trying to take advantage of the Dolores Park 2-for-$5 cold beer special, try to pay with smaller bills, as handing over a twenty will net you a most unsightly pile of gross, bunched up ones and fives from the cavernous pockets of Cold Beer (no water) himself, stuffed unceremoniously into your outstretched hand.

Let’s just say you wouldn’t want to insuffolate any substances through these babies…

5 Responses to “A fistfull of Cold Beer dollars”

  1. carlos. says:

    i saw mr. cold beer say hi to a random lady walkin down 19th, cold beer was not offered. i might’ve seen a smile too.

  2. joseph says:

    first i had to google what insuffolate meant. then i wondered what kind of cheap ass blow you’d be stuffin’ up ur nose with a $5 bill.

  3. thuglifecrunk187 says:

    big city life bro-ham.

  4. dwayne johnson says:

    Shut up or get your kneecaps busted!

  5. Cotton says:

    the tradition of travel is well established within the new zealand and australian mindset, with overseas travel becoming a rite of passage after the completion of studies. you deserve better than this for all the work you have been through in birthing and nurturing a newborn plus 9 months of pregnancy, so treat yourself to some fashionable but very useful nursing tops that make you feel pretty and make nursing on-the-go a much easier task. and, if you see a sign of abuse you should not hesitate to report it.