Mission Mission

When trying to take advantage of the Dolores Park 2-for-$5 cold beer special, try to pay with smaller bills, as handing over a twenty will net you a most unsightly pile of gross, bunched up ones and fives from the cavernous pockets of Cold Beer (no water) himself, stuffed unceremoniously into your outstretched hand.

Let’s just say you wouldn’t want to insuffolate any substances through these babies…

4 Responses to “A fistfull of Cold Beer dollars”

1. carlos. says:

   August 24, 2011 at 5:51 pm

   i saw mr. cold beer say hi to a random lady walkin down 19th, cold beer was not offered. i might’ve seen a smile too.

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2. joseph says:

   August 24, 2011 at 9:24 pm

   first i had to google what insuffolate meant. then i wondered what kind of cheap ass blow you’d be stuffin’ up ur nose with a $5 bill.

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3. thuglifecrunk187 says:

   August 25, 2011 at 12:09 pm

   big city life bro-ham.

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4. dwayne johnson says:

   August 28, 2011 at 10:16 am

   Shut up or get your kneecaps busted!

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