Check out this gem of a Craigslist personal that lays it all out on the table from the get-go:
Let me be clear. I want a girlfriend. But, I don’t really want a girlfriend.
I just want one for the holidays.
I mean, you don’t want your parents to know you’re still hopelessly single, right? Read on to see if you have what it takes to provide adequate company “on these witch-tit-cold San Francisco nights.”
Damn. Too bad I’m going to be out of the city during the holidays.
Wait what? Why doesn’t he post a photo of himself?
That is kind of genius.
its called a beard you poove
I guess beggars can be choosers
Funny, looks like three people decided to copy the post and modify it
It is simple, Just tell your folks that you have been wanting to tell them for many years that you are in fact gay and unless things change you will be “hopelessly single” for a while more. Then encourage them to support the defeat of Prop 8 so their wish will be fulfilled.