Good news, via our Introduce Yourself page:
Mozzeria has opened! New modern italian restaurant at 3228 16th St (@ Guerrero) opened on Friday. Now serving dinner Tuesday through Sundays. Menu reflects diversity – traditional & nontraditional pizzas out of wood-burning oven, pastas, small dishes, deserts, Wine Bar, local beers on tap, etc. come explore discover enjoy!
Here’s the pizza menu:
pizzas
fresh mozzarella / neapolitan sauce / basil
sonoma fromage blanc / smoked salmon / dill
caramelized onion / fresh thyme / bleu cheese
pancetta / fresh mozzarella / caramelized onion
wood roasted japanese eggplant / red onion / yellow and green peppers / basil pesto sauce
roast duck / hoisin sauce / spring onion
Yum!
Quietest opening night ever — huge crowd of people outside, all communicating via sign language. It was surreal.
OH MY FUCKING GOD. WE DO NOT NEED ANOTHER MOTHERFUCKING PIZZA PLACE IN THE MUTHERFUCKING MISSION DISTRICT.
holy fuck shit.
Yeah we do — We need a Chicago-style pizza place that will fucking deliver.
You have Patxi’s. It’s just not in the mission.
Yeah, Patxi’s is rad, but I am out of their delivery range.
Yeah, all our Chicago-style places are more upscale. Wouldn’t it be nice if there were a Chicago-style place with more of an Arinell vibe?
You are gonna stand there for 45 minutes listening to death metal?
I LOVE PIZZA
Eff yeah, deserts! I hope this means cactus ice cream???
seriously shocked that we haven’t had the usual flood of OMG A NEW PLACE IS OPENING YUPPIE GENTRIFICATION shitposts.
anybody wanna eat some pizza?
Duck pizza?
Chicago pizza is an abomination created by the influential Wisconsin cheese lobby. Nobody needs one.
Uhh, the Wisconsin cheese lobby can lobby as much cheese onto my pizza and into my mouth as they want. I LOVE CHEESE.
Calling a Chicago “pizza” a pizza is like calling a burrito a sandwich.
More like a tasty Italian pastry, or perhaps a cheese and tomato casserole. It’s delicious, but it’s not pizza.
Saying that “calling a Chicago “pizza” a pizza is like calling a burrito a sandwich” is like saying that “calling a Greek “falafel” a falafel is like calling an Italian Chinese food a Puerto Rican “lemonade”.”.
Heh heh…
Won’t you take me to… TACO TOWN
Taco Town!! Now THAT’S a burrito.
Chicago pizza is the American way: take a delicious foreign food like pizza and stuff it with as much fat and grease as possible. it’s the Italian equivalent of chow mein. it’s not bad though.
Pff. The Italians invented Pizza, New York improved it, but Chicago perfected it.
no prices on the online menu – bad sign. Looks like a 1% hangout.