
Blogger Zoë Stagg (not pictured) overheard the ultimate exchange:
DUDE:
What do you mean “Hipster?” What’s that?
BRAH:
You KNOW. They’re the ones who wear tiny sweaters.
Tiny sweaters! That’s the key! Thanks for clearing that up, Zoë! [link]
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Oh, so just because I don’t have any tiny sweaters, I’m not a hipster? I’m not just going to sit idly by while you label me a normal.
Well actually, I guess I AM going to sit idly by while you label me a normal. But I’m going to do so at fourbarrel, drinking an americano and checking mission mission on my laptop.
d, you’re almost at the time of day when you would switch from an americano to a pbr. just SAYIN’!
I wear tiny hooded sweatshirts, so I’m almost there!
be careful ariel, i don’t want you to be profiled for that tiny hoodie
http://youtu.be/AnKezCUM9ks
No one can question BRAH’s world renown fashion expertise
Thanggod my tiny ironic t-shirts are totally kosher.
Hipsters Overheard on Haight Street:
“I don’t follow the rules of language.”
Hipsters Overheard Outside of Mission Bowling Club, discussing playing bass: “I feel I’m really talented with my creativity, but when it comes to actually playing I’m not very good.”
From Gothamist (1/27/12):
Joseph Gordon-Levitt Defines “Hipster” For Us All
Hipster [hip-ster] noun, slang – Someone who kind of dresses up like an artist but they don’t actually make anything.
http://gothamist.com/2012/01/27/joseph_gordon-levitt_defines_hipste.php