I’m from California

Sexpigeon explains:

Should probably be pitching my startup right now, but I’m from California so it’s all day-drinking and texting around to see if anyone wants to bike out to the beach. [link]

Dang. He’s got us pegged I think.

10 Responses to “I’m from California”

  1. KyleM says:

    He’s a genius, just like Stanley Kurbrik! Look at the lighting! The way the woman’s face is completely obscured by a random shadow! The way the beer, woman, people in back of her, buildings, and Alpha Centauri are all in focus! My eye’s don’t know where to look! But the delightful caption tells me! Absolutely incredible!

  2. siesta says:

    Yeah, he’s got our number! But in all seriousness, it really is great out today, who wants to ride to the beach.

    • new says:

      i know right? when its this nice outside, why NOT do something outside? because responsible adults only stay inside chained to their cubicle all day?

  3. GG says:

    Too late, those douchebags at that one startup that moved to New York (http://www.missionmission.org/2012/03/27/these-goddamn-hipsters-are-gentrifying-our-beloved-startups-right-out-of-this-city/) made this joke already.

  4. wizzer says:

    And I’m sure the beer girl is a low salaried renter with 4 roommates and no real goals in life.

    Welcome to the new Mission.

  5. Joe Wiley says:

    We need low rent drone scumbags to make our coffee for us and serve us all the other shit we need. oh, we fucking needed it yesterday.

  6. I have learn several good stuff here. Definitely worth bookmarking for revisiting.

    I wonder how much attempt you set to create any such magnificent informative web site.

  7. budmamest says:

    10.) casting crowns visits north korea ’nuff said. fans identify with chesney’s songs.

  8. Lynnes says:

    there are many different models and features to choose from. customer service is not an extension of a company’s profile but an integral part of it. sure it is at least 5% acidity to keep the microbes out the process.

Leave a Reply

Current month ye@r day *