Tonight at Dear Mom, as part of a special popup dinner menu:
I wonder if you can get it animal-style!
Do you really not read books?
Books rule! What the fuck are you talking about?
I don’t understand.
I believe that Allan has read The Book of Life, and has already cast you into the lake of fire for all eternity.
PS: “american kobe beef”? I don’t think so, baby, but party on.
wagyu was too hard to spell.
Yeah totally, fucking whatever you guys are talking about.
OMG I LOVE DEAR MOM.
Next up…soylent green burger.
Every time I hear “fried green tomatoes” I think of lesbians. Probably has something to do with reading a certain book in high school.
Why aren’t there any prices for this menu listed? Is it because they’re ridiculously high?
Because, if you have to ask, you should put your celly back in your pocket and finish your Big Mac.
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