Spam has been getting pretty sophisticated lately, as spam bots have taken to commenting on specific stuff that attempts to make them seem like a real person. Sometimes, they even get kind of poetic, as prolific spam commenter North Face Pink Ribbon attests:
The Mission is the neatest district, beautiful, and full of punk rockers. Which is, as anyone who lived there then will tell you, the way it still should be.
Alas, fashion trumps style yet again.
And this whole time we thought it was full of hipsters!