Russell Quan’s guide to the East Bay

The Chronicle asked garage rock legend Russell Quan to tell them about all the best stuff in the East Bay, and he delivered. Here’s what he has to say about Val’s Burgers in Hayward:

No other hamburger can compare with this one anywhere in the world, time, space or dimension. Since 1958, Val’s has made their burgers, steaks, fries and shakes with such utter deliciosity that it will convert the most devout veggies into raving, foaming-at-the-mouth carnivores for life. The flavors and smells are so hunger-inducing that a belly overstuffed to the point of vomiting could fit in a few more papa burgers — one full pound of the highest-quality ground beef.

Read on for lots more hot tips, and more words like “deliciosity” and “juiciosity.” (And then go see Russell Quan DJ the Musical Chairs Party at Make-Out Room tonight!)

7 Responses to “Russell Quan’s guide to the East Bay”

  1. chalkman says:

    who turned on the wayback machine? Half of you transplants weren’t even here when that article got written…..

  2. RIP KUSF says:

    KUSF was a great station. It was more aggressive than KALX. I miss it so. Tune into KPOO, poor peoples radio.

  3. chalkman says:

    KFJC is still the best radio station in the Bay Area

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