People love bagels that were in NYC last night

This morning Dear Mom was offering bagels via Wesburger that were overnighted from New York. A lot of people wanted them.

UPDATE: Here they are, everybody. Yeah, I guess we’re so used to overpaying for gimmicky food that we might as well also wait in line in the rain for it. I’m being serious. I waited in line for 18 hours to see Star Wars Episode 1, even though I didn’t like the first ones and happily slept through it. Waiting in line with all the crazy fanatics, hearing their stories, playing with light sabers, that was the real fun of it.

9 Responses to “People love bagels that were in NYC last night”

  1. Herr Doktor Professor Deth Vegetable says:

    Sooo.. Waiting in line for day-old bagels?

  2. Four Dollar Toastiare says:

    Ten dollar day old bagels!

  3. Grizzled Mission says:

    The price to pay for that sweet, sweet authenticity. They’re from New York, you know – the ONLY source for bagels, pizza, and savoir faire. Now you know what a bagel should REALLY taste like. Not that different? Pfft! Philistine! No, you can’t have your money back.

  4. kiya says:

    Bagels were overnighted from NYC so that they can be topped with kale and avocados?

  5. newjerseyguy says:

    These are the same rubes who lined up for $chmendricks short lived, barely passable dough balls.

    I agree, toasting a real bagel is a sacrilege let alone making into an entree.

  6. scum says:

    Why would any sane person wait in line hours or even days for food, beer, phones or shoes? Especially in shitty weather.