Star Wars condom wrapper or Star Wars fruitsnacks?


Both possibilities present their own set of unexplained questions.  For instance, what does a wookie taste like?  Some would even say that Star Wars condoms are themselves a paradox, but given enough time and enough galaxies (some far far away), odds are that they would eventually find their way onto some Jedi’s lightsaber.

5 Responses to “Star Wars condom wrapper or Star Wars fruitsnacks?”

  1. pacific standard simon says:

    Bantha-intestine prophylactic. Eww.

  2. troll says:

    Why not BOTH?

  3. DomPara says:

    “Your father wanted you to have this… When you were old enough.”

  4. nookie says:

    fool, thats a nutritious juicy fruit snack

  5. scum says:

    Star Wars bindle.