Frank Chu is on Twitter

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Maybe. And he’s talking about Wall-E. Maybe. You be the judge. (via PSA by Todd Lappin)

Previously:

Adios, 12 Galaxies on Mission Mission.

Frank Chu Located on Google Maps Street View on Laughing Squid.

8 Responses to “Frank Chu is on Twitter”

  1. Plug1 says:

    impossible. it says from mobile, but his phone was shut off as of last Tuesday.

  2. C. says:

    Various pieces of circumstantial evidence that this is NOT Frank Chu (besides his mobile being “shut off”; actually, it communicates via gravito-magnetic waves with all 12 galaxies).
    This twitter is just too earth-pedestrian and earth-rational to be Frank.
    Frank’s palette includes much farther-flung constructs than used in this twitter; he has no need of earth-film references, much less agents. This twitter is also neither Dectrological nor Omegalogical.
    Plus, why would Frank need Stanton when he has the backing of the powerful Zegnatronic galaxy? Why would he need Wall-E when he is actually in “The Richest Family” all the time? Why? Perhaps this twittered was issued by a guiltied party such as Clinton!
    The lack of connection with patterns and elements of Frank’s universe and artistic palette leads me to suspect a fake.
    Frank doesn’t just believe in the world of some Hollywood movie that is much less elaborated than his own signs.

  3. Plug1 says:

    @C: brilliant analysis.

  4. Frank Chu says:

    I remember back when earth-pedestrian aliens could afford to live in the Mission. But now, even with the backing of the Zegnatronic galaxy I can barely afford rent, never mind signs. (Those sticky letters add up.)

    But even back then I wouldn’t hit 16th and Mission. Will someone clean that place the fuck up?

    BART
    12 GALAXIES
    DECAHEXATRONIC SOLVENT
    SECLUDED FECES
    AGAINST THEM FAILING
    DRIVEWAYTRONIC
    ZINZIN DECLINATIONS

  5. ct says:

    haha, awesome.

  6. Jesse says:

    you haven’t lived until you’ve seen Mirkarimi and Gonzalez drop off a very red-faced drunk Frank Chu at the Trans-Bay Terminal just in time to catch the next N bus to Oakland.

    Anyone who had would know this is not Frank Chu and that a gorgon is snake-haired lady like Medusa.

  7. Michellewyd says:

    all you need to do is optimize your laptop battery and select the right options. scientists conduct weather research on-site and the national severe weather center tracks thunderstorms, tornadoes and other extreme weather events here. the bridge will become an impediment to traffic again the weekend of june 26th through the 28th. it will warn you that you’re about to mess with the psp’s internal flash memory.

  8. Chadnrf says:

    the conventional wisdom suggests that drivers who text on their cell phones, e-mail, or even chat on hands-free headsets are more accident prone than undistracted drivers. in summary, gaming begins and ends with your video card. you can increase your memory space up to 3 mega bytes through this memory card and can be purchased separately.

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