BART Shit

Muni Diaries recently began running BART stories in addition to their bread and butter. Today’s gem from Beth W. takes place at the 16th Street station. An excerpt:

“I shit my pants!” shouted Poncho Guy. “GET ME A NAPKIN!” He was talking to Mop Dude. When Mop Dude didn’t respond right away, Poncho Guy came over to him and repeated the order. Not wanting to be near anyone who’d just lost control of his bodily functions, I opted to flee to the other side of the breezeway…

And that’s just the beginning. Link.

Related:

BART Police Are OKKK by Amor de Cosmos.

BART Swing on Mission Mission.

BART Boner on Mission Mission.

2 Responses to “BART Shit”

  1. Jeff says:

    Thanks for the link! And, er, sorry it had to be in these circumstances ;)

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