Dear Reputable International News Media Conglomerate,
That was totally a joke
[...] ps: also, if joaquin phoenix got off the smack and realized he’s a great music video director, maybe he wouldn’t be renouncing his acting career, trying to act or showing up at san francisco planning commission meetings. [...]
…so, what’s funny is I’m from Gainesville– and I would run into him and other Pheonix family members all the time at fun parties, so I didn’t question it…
JP surfaces, FYI
The blog so nice they named it twice.