Mission Mission

SFPD were out in force yesterday afternoon, cruising the park and ordering parkgoers to pour out their Tecates.

At one point, this cloaked hero ran up on them, asking for clarification and debating the validity of their decrees.

Note the light saber in his left hand.

Related:

I Fought The Law at Guerilla Curatorship.

Here it is.

[via Wooster Collective]

A pretty good short story from Rants & Raves:

To the tough guy outside Safeway (mission district)

I was not looking for trouble when I went to Safeway. I was looking for some bread and thought maybe about picking up a few other things before going home after work. I saw you and your lady-friend as I walked by you. You seemed fairly mad at something, and from the look on her face, I was guessing you were mad at her. Ah well… not my concern.

I was unfortunate enough to be behind you in line at checkout. I listened to you bitch and bitch and bitch some more at her. From the gist of the conversation, it seems her monthly friend is in town, and that means you can’t visit. Funny, but again, not my business.

So as i go outside to head home, there you are in the parking lot. You are yelling loud and clear that she WOULD be blowing you tonight and that was that. Now from how it appeared, she didnt think that was going to happen and told you so. Again, funny, but not my business.

Then you smacked her. Cocked way back and belted her right in the face. Ok, now you have my attention. I watched the whole thing. She had no weapon. She was not threatening you. But you hit her. You drew blood.

Link, or read the rest after the jump:

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And Mink Stole. It’s called All About Evil, Peaches Christ is responsible for it, it’s being filmed in part at the Victoria Theatre over a series of days starting pretty soon, and they need extras.

Jay at SFist has all the details right here.

Previously:

Curtains in the Victoria Theatre Bathroom

Here’s hoping the SFPD graffiti unit doesn’t crack down on Bacon. Because where would we be without Bacon?

Related:

Sandwiches are the New Bacon on Burrito Justice.

If You Liked It Then You Shoulda Put Some Bacon on It on Mission Mission.

Above the turlet in the men’s room at Argus Lounge.

Bread deliverers kind of freak out when somebody on a bike comes speeding toward them with a phone out trying to take a picture.

Our good buddy Sangroncito is in Paris for some reason. Link.

Wait, people still use Facebook? The Snitch says people do.

Also, Newsom-related controversy, and the big question: Would Medjool go out of business if the city yanked their rooftop patio? Link (via Curbed SF).

Tonight, a unique lit event at Mission Pie:

Join elementary students and teachers from 826 Valencia Street’s writing program for the next reading in a series: The Organic Word: Students and Teachers Writing Together to be held at the Mission Pie Café at 2901 Mission Street at 25th Street in San Francisco on Wednesday, March 18th from 5:00-7:00. This month’s reading will feature elementary school students and teachers reading ghost stories that they wrote in conjunction with 826 Valencia Street.

Link.