Foursquare Conveniently Lists Dolores Park Stereotypes

Dolores Park Foursquare TagsUsers of Foursquare, an unpopular location-based mobile social network, have quite a bit of hate for Dolores Park.  Kids?  Transplants?  Hipster Hive?  Fixieknoll?  Banana Hammocks????  Thanks, Foursquare.  Next time I want to sound like an elitist ass while describing D.P. to some friends, I’ll bust out this list.

Banana Hammocks can be found all over Dolores Park.  Easily spotted near all the gay, fixie-riding, hipster transplants selling pot.

Banana Hammocks can be found all over Dolores Park. Easily spotted near all the gay, fixie-riding, hipster transplants selling pot.

12 Responses to “Foursquare Conveniently Lists Dolores Park Stereotypes”

  1. Mike says:

    Oh good lord, not kids in a playground!

  2. meave says:

    the mayor of Dolores Park must be an especially terrible human being.

  3. Corinna says:

    Users are the ones adding tags to locations on FourSquare. So it’s really not the unpopular website’s fault. In fact, if I had to guess, I would say it’s probably some hipster-in-denial tagging “fixie knoll” and “hipster hive.” There’s a lot of dissociation and self-loathing going on in that world…

    • If you read my comment, I recognize that fact: “Users of Foursquare … have quite a bit of hate for Dolores Park.” Obviously you cannot blame the site (just like one couldn’t blame Yelp is a venue was rated poorly). Still, the list was still a little odd, especially given how many Missionites have superuser status.

    • Eric says:

      It’s probably the same trailer trash who leave comments on SF Gate.

  4. SFDoggy says:

    Umm, I am not sure what people are so upset about; other than banana hammocks, I think all of the listed thing are at DP. Surprisingly dogs are not mentioned; lots of dogs at DP.

  5. forsooth says:

    Ummm…I dunno, this seems awfully accurate. I would also add ironic mustaches.

  6. dude says:

    Pretty sure all of those are terms of endearment.

  7. Lionel Hutz says:

    Why the sudden sensitivity to the obvious truth? As much as Dolores Park is a great place to hang out on a sunny day, it is overrun with all of the above.

  8. Drew says:

    I want one of those banana hammocks. The best thing I’ve seen all day!

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