Opinion: Put Taggers Through a Wood Chipper

Soledad Dolores, my new favorite irreverent commenter, weighs in on the tagging controversy:

Taggers must be glad that most people don’t realize how glamorous tagging is and how great the kids feel doing it. It would be sad if it didn’t make Citizens want to beat, torture, and kill a kid for altering the surface color of a wall without permission. Put taggers through a wood chipper like Saddam’s kids did to their victims. It was sad they were killed before they could chip up more people. The chipped-up people never tagged much again. Maybe some of their victims had tagged their grammar school desk or something. Taggers are pretty much the worst things going on in the world it seems. It sad and makes my cry now.


9 Responses to “Opinion: Put Taggers Through a Wood Chipper”

  1. Soledad Dolores says:

    im sad about wanting attention so much that i wrote that. im sorry

    • olu says:

      Your comments are like missives from planet strange and wonderful, where bodega ATMs have no fees-ever, and you can stay up all night and wake up feeling fresh as a daisy. (We’ve all left comments we regret.)

      don’t stop now, don’t stop now…

      /guided by voices

  2. jimbeam says:

    yeah. pretty stupid.

  3. brian says:

    yeesh, even small blogs have gimmick commentators now

  4. Cranky Old Mission Guy says:

    I think you have confused the meanings of “irreverent” and irrelevant.

  5. Glenparker says:

    ” It sad and makes my cry now.”
    Is that you Simple Jack?

  6. loincloth says:

    I can’t believe you all let dolores troll you so hard. It got me for about 30 seconds.

  7. Soledad Dolores says:


  8. anonymous says:

    You are the fucking champ, loinbag. You rule so hard at not being duped by stuff. Keep telling us about that.