Broke-Ass Kevin

Official Mission Mission file photo of me.  I enjoy laying on the floor of Tartine Bakery and having photos of me uploaded to flickr that make me look high.

Official Mission Mission file photo of me. I enjoy lying on the floor of Tartine Bakery and having photos of me uploaded to flickr that make me look high.

Looks like I am Broke-ass of the week, which means you can read a little about my marginally interesting life, retch at my failed attempts at humor, and see me leverage my psychic abilities.  Ain’t self-promotion fun?

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15 Responses to “Broke-Ass Kevin”

  1. Cosmic Amanda says:

    Thumbs up for the People’s Republik nod.

  2. Eric says:

    How can someone call themselves a “broke ass” and hang out at Tartine Bakery? I don’t get it.

  3. sometimesy says:

    Oh, wait. You’re 25 years old?

    Ah. Clarity.

  4. stiiv says:

    Like the line at Tartine is long enough we have to have hipsters getting stoned on the floor?

  5. Mission Mistaken says:

    Clearly, a yellow corn taco shell. Fail.

  6. jimbeam says:

    Dude, the cars comment was weird. Other than that, pretty good!

  7. real missionite says:

    TOTAL FAIL!!!!! everyone knows the front gear is larger than the rear sprocket as well. this tshirt is so full of errors that any real hipster would catch before their first bump..

    maybe mission mistaken and the fucktard that wrote this comment can start a club – http://missionmission.wordpress.com/2009/06/25/mission-taco-shirt/#comment-9959

    i hate it here.

  8. chalkman says:

    I enjoyed how Kevin got to fill the “Emanuel Goldstein” role at the Dolores Park Stewards meeting….

  9. chucky says:

    Of course this Kevin guy is from Boston.

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